Friday, February 4

My housemates and I are trying to keep fit (or rather, trying to look 'fit') and going swimming twice a week. The result of today's session is not having a tight ass or toned body, but instead, having the fear of getting old! I don’t want saggy boobs or a flabby body...aarrgghh!

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh jane.. :P

12:14 PM  
JC Committee said...

Disclaimer ---

To existing and prospective JC Stakeholders:

The above, unaudited, public statement is hereby clarified to be of a purely speculative and theoretical nature.

The Committee is not aware of any actual degradation, physical or mental, in any aspect of Miss Jane. As such, current and long-term outlook remains strongly positive, with absolute consensus on a "get" recommendation.

An imperceptible abrasion on the left arm has been deemed immaterial by semi-independent qualified appraisers, and is expected to disappear well ahead of the spring peak season.

For any queries please contact the JC Committee through the current channels.

Best Regards,
The JC Committee

7:20 PM  
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